• Dear beloved 7 mo old and feline accomplice. 5 am on a Sunday is sufficient grounds for abandonment. Take note. #
  • Aidan wants a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong … scarf … [at least that’s what he filled in while in… ♫ http://blip.fm/~8825w #
  • Living the high life, baby. Pepsi and Froot Loops for dessert. #
  • Things I didn’t expect to hear tonight: “Put on the dead hooker” #