• An exact replica of the Titanic? What could go wrong? Erm, again? #
  • RT @kitsilano: Entitlement on bike routes? http://t.co/zFUYUUe6 #bikeyvr #
  • Wow, I've been getting some very well crafted fake 4SQ phishing emails recently. Amusing since it's been almost a yr since I've touched it. #
  • People who use "Reply-to-All" to email lists should be beaten with their email device. Email lists that permit this should be exterminated. #
  • Hey, Tim-the-traffic-guy is back! Who will it be next week? #TrafficReporterRoulette #otc #
  • GAH! People continue to reply-all: "Please remove me from the list". I suppose replying-all to tell people not to reply-all is unhelpful. #
  • Schweddy balls. That is all. #
  • See, even @cbcfoxman is confused by #TrafficReporterRoulette #otc #
  • Smart meter sanity currently being delivered On the Coast. Too bad it didn't run right after the nonsense @adrianecarr was spouting. #otc #
  • Doing rock identification at Beavers tonight. Using an iPad. #
  • I should add that it's not me doing the rock ID, it's the Beaver leader. Sadly, I just don't get geology. #
  • I put a few hundred words together and @kitsilano published it http://t.co/zFUYUUe6 #bikeyvr #
  • .@vancitychic Bike are required to ride as far to the right as is safe. That is never, ever within reach of a door. #bikeyvr #
  • Seems like lots of BC parents got their government-mandated report cards today. We didn't. Wonder if we'll get them tomorrow? #bced #
  • MT @inklesspw: What would Men Without Hats sound like, 30 yrs older + wiser, with the same DX7s? http://t.co/bybrWtLG cc: @staciebee @cogno #
  • West Wing wonks: THIS is awesome http://t.co/VzkSWjck #WestWingReunion (via @dulehill) #
  • It's the First of May. Thanks to @jonathancoulton it's not about worker solidarity now, it's about outdoor lovin' http://t.co/I69rjE6T #
  • Thinking outside of the box and entering a few contests on the @yoyomamadotca site. 'Cause Dads on-the-go need to be in-the-know too. #
  • RT @jonathancoulton: First of May Remix (hey, at least I did SOMETHING illegal today, right?) http://t.co/jCfdmz8h (so very NSFW) #
  • Frankie Says RELAX #ChildOfThe80s #
  • THIS. IS. AWESOME: RT @sciovan: @AnthonyFloyd @lisasj @RosieRedfield See your cartoon selves at #Sovan event http://t.co/TT6t0Jez #
  • Didn't get a report card for A today, either. When, precisely, are @VSB39 students getting their report cards? #bced #
  • Gah. Sorry folks. It was @daviesjeff who referred to the "Liberal tent", not @CBCSmart. Sorry Stephen! #otc #
  • And, why have all the *other* school districts issued their LRB-mandated report cards, but not @VSB39? #bced #
  • .@_Cuddlefish_ Is it harder in @vsb39 than other districts? Is there some reason why @vsb39 can ignore the LRB, but not the others? #
  • .@_Cuddlefish_ Frankly, getting one or not doesn't bother me much. But the ongoing inconsistencies in the BCTF job action rankles. #
  • Date night tonight! Supper with the OTC Irregulars #otctu and then the opening night of The #ExquisiteHour on Granville Island. Excited! #
  • Paper shows biking better than not, helmets reduce head injuries by 67%, but helmet laws net cost, not benefit http://t.co/Z2FSKRyu #bikeyvr #
  • Reasoning is that mandatory helmet laws discourage cycling and net health costs of fewer cyclists less than increased head-injury costs. #
  • Had that backwards. Reasoning is that net health costs of fewer cyclists is MORE than health costs associated with head injuries. #
  • .@CanadianKelli Fewer, but safer cyclists due to law = $$$$ More cyclists, head injuries with no law = $$$ #
  • Date night! On our way to #otctu http://t.co/MZqxLhFk #
  • At The #exquisitehour @ New Revue Stage (Arts Club) http://t.co/lSuh4Qug #
  • #ExquisiteHour was wonderful. Go see it soon! The intimate setting of the Revue stage is perfect for this funny, touching play! #theatreyvr #
  • With each show I see featuring @josuelaboucane the more impressed I get. He + @demuresavage were fabulous in The #ExquisiteHour #theatreyvr #
  • The question outstanding is: how many lemonades were spilt on stage before opening night? @josuelaboucane @demuresavage @JessieRelephant #
  • So what happened at Vancouver City Council today? Are we all being issued tinfoil hats? #SmartMeters #yvr #
  • Absurd doesn't even begin to describe this http://t.co/9oA84snl #yvrRealEstate #
  • Seriously Shaw? Gateway/Portal cut out *again*. Came back eventually, but why is it so hard to just watch TV? #
  • As a result of unnecessarily wearing rain gear for most of this week, I cleverly didn't wear it today. Well played #yvrwx #DripDripDrip #
  • .@buzzbishop Supermoon not so super: The science (instead of the hype) http://t.co/KYcxjNus #
  • Oooh. Triple-O's "food truck" in Vancouver offers $11.50/hr. A whole $1.25/hr over minimum wage! #WeirdRadioAd #
  • OMG what time is it!? #
  • Nuts, scooped by Kim. #otc #
  • Imagine my surprise to discover a number of my recent followers are … real people! Welcome non-automatons! #
  • Rhymin' and stealin' #
  • #truth MT @JessieRelephant: Have a Date Night at #ExquisiteHour Tix are $22 AND you get free lemonade. She'll totally make out with you. #
  • Via @News1130radio : "Memory card now in the hands of police". #ewwwww #
  • .@penniesaddup gets a shout out from @shiral on #OTC this afternoon! Will have to migrate to the "nickel project"? cc: @polarisdotca #
  • Did I just hear that @VSB39 has laid-off almost 10% of its teachers, related to declining enrollment? #yvr #bced #
  • This is A's report card for the past 9 months. I am *OUTRAGED* Teacher didn't even bother signing. #bced http://t.co/HyD8c44j #
  • .@symphily My priorities are where they should be: Looking out for the best interests of my children. #
  • .@symphily it is utterly unprofessional for only feedback on my child's education to be an unsigned piece of paper with only 9 check marks #
  • .@symphily My outrage is that while the BCTF maintains that they only have kids' interests at heart, it's a blatant and demonstrative lie #
  • .@symphily the unprofessionalism is staggering. I am outraged that my kid is being used as a pawn. I am outraged that teachers can do this. #
  • .@symphily I am outraged that the reason why these report cards were delayed was not because it took too long to prepare them. #
  • .@symphily *Fewer* teachers. Not less. Fewer teachers because of declining enrollment. No overcrowding in my kids' school. #
  • .@symphily So, to be mocked, or ridiculed, for not having the correct priorities is utterly ridiculous. #
  • I weep: “@andrea_coutu: @AnthonyFloyd I got about 100 marked and commented assignments in a separate envelope.” #
  • .@kevinhustler Never mind helpful, it's barely *useful*. In fact it's straight out disrespectful – to the parents, kids, and their education #
  • I cannot believe that it was suggested that if I don't like what is happening in the A's school then I should send him to private school. #
  • How about having some accountability and requirement of professionalism in the public schools? #
  • Enough of this. Time to go and enjoy the weekend. First up, waffles. Then, the Lego Store Grand Opening! #
  • Breakfast! http://t.co/28v30Yj6 #
  • The Lego store line, 1 hr before opening. And you thought the Apple fans were nuts. @ The LEGO Store http://t.co/QxpZZH7U #
  • Rumour is that the Lego store lineup started at 6am. Seriously? #
  • Bailed on the Lego Store line. Better things to do with life. #
  • Four different corrals of people waiting to get in the Lego store! @ The LEGO Store http://t.co/1GwyUYsB #
  • Late birthday present for #sickboy http://t.co/pp4FC7Ng #
  • Walked by a park, said "That's a good place for a cache", pulled one out of my bag and 4 hrs later, it's published! #geocaching #
  • Still 30-40 people in line to get in the Lego store! #
  • 5.5 hrs between hiding the cache and somebody being First To Find. Yowza! #geocaching #
  • Hahaha “@bluefinch604: Silly chicken. http://t.co/9Zlp6sOM #fb http://t.co/qJ4ppcEJ” #
  • But this time, no nuts #lastlinebeforebed #
  • We didn't get in the store, but we did help a Lego Master builder and got his autograph! http://t.co/jYJPNouS #
  • The empty water park is an excellent place for scootering! @ Granville Island http://t.co/mZSY5hgd #
  • Lego R2D2 excitement #latergram #lego http://t.co/OlkuAhNj #
  • I've been 1 year on @empireave! For the next 24 hours, my shares are commission-free! http://t.co/00Tcj3Mm #
  • Wow. Huge, well-stocked Rubbermaid tote doubling as a cache. Kids' minds are blown. #geocaching #
  • And a somebody making a home in the woods at the GZ of the next cache. #geocaching #dnf #
  • I can't wait for the MP3s of this: Every Major's Terrible http://t.co/hJ8LNiCg #