• 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 #bikeyvr http://t.co/cLDXgzQs #
  • Just one day inside turns the three-year-old into an absolute hellion. #TruthsINeverLearn #
  • "This doesn't translate well on radio" … on describing the *look* of a rosé. Because describing the *taste* does? #otc #
  • Oops, last tweet should have also been tagged #drinkingontheradio #
  • Work email has been down since this morning. I have an important email to send. "Up by 6pm" they say. #ImpatientTweet #
  • So, um, yeah. That was some of the heaviest rain I've ever seen in Vancouver. It's up over curbs in places now. #yvrwx #
  • OH: "My hands aren't dirty! See, they don't stick together!" :facepalm: #
  • As reported by @vancouriernews today, the Broadway location of Book Warehouse will remain http://t.co/DepKln8g #yvr #
  • .@bccycle pushes for sidewalk upgrades to the Second Narrows Bridge http://t.co/iXkKA8mG #bikeyvr #
  • Gah, work email is _still_ down. Apparently 90% of customers have theirs back. Nice to be in the 10%. Not. Europe wakes soon!!! #
  • RT @MyVancouver: Gear Up for Vancouver Bike to Work Week, May 28 – June 1 http://t.co/6J2W76an #bikeyvr #
  • The Stephen Harper Conservatives are systematically destroying public scientific research in Canada. Another example: http://t.co/C1e7EFJs #
  • Previous facepalmy link was via @IanAMartin (via @jenhill) #
  • Apologies in advance to my followers. I'm masquerading as @GwenFloyd tonight and will be tweeting about penguins. #penguinpoint #
  • Penguins at #penguinpoint @ Vancouver Aquarium http://t.co/uutC9R92 #
  • These guys are better dressed than I am #penguinpoint @ Vancouver Aquarium http://t.co/rhIw0cIY #
  • These birds don't have names. Visit @vanaquarium's website for naming contest! #penguinpoint http://t.co/jPRSVgIx #
  • But what does it mean? @ Vancouver Aquarium http://t.co/aQSIqbX8 #
  • The penguin cookie is about to suffer a grim fate #penguinpoint @ Vancouver Aquarium http://t.co/g32R3Cli #
  • These birds don't have names. Visit @vancouveraqua's website for naming contest! #penguinpoint #
  • Something about these posters appeals to me @ Vancouver Aquarium http://t.co/CVLOtsYt #
  • Even the potato salad was themed! @ Vancouver Aquarium http://t.co/3qohqM0s #
  • We now return you to your regular non-penguinated twitter stream. #
  • How to Not Kill a Cyclist http://t.co/IUf4AKk6 #bikeyvr (via @gnb) #
  • Almost ate a door tonight. Saved by personal "ride more than a door length away from parked cars" rule. #bikeyvr #
  • The trouble is gauging how big the doors are. This one was slightly bigger than I would have liked. #
  • Oh hai 3am. I'm never happy to see you anymore. #
  • The Dragon space capsule is slowly docking with the ISS. Currently at a 30m hold position. Watch live on NASA TV. #
  • NASA TV link http://t.co/QAaa98nz cc @buzzbishop #
  • Ok, here they go. Dragon capsule to close within 10m of the ISS and then be grabbed by the arm http://t.co/QAaa98nz #
  • At 10m. One last check then the ISS will reach out with the arm and pull Dragon into the dock. #
  • Go for capture! #dragon #
  • They sure don't land these things like BSG lands Vipers … #dragon #SlowAndSteady #
  • Here we go! Just a few more feet before capture. #dragon #
  • Capture is CONFIRMED! #dragon #
  • Today is Towel Day, when we remember a froopy dude who always knew where his towel was. #dna #towelday #
  • I rarely do Follow Friday, but today you should be following @spacex. A new era of space travel was affirmed today. #ff #
  • Wimped out with supper @ White Spot http://t.co/qMPA1NN9 #
  • Heh, there seems to be universal love for Pirate Paks! #yvr #
  • Oooh, a Mantracker marathon tonight! #
  • Anyone going to the Surrey Children's Festival tomorrow? Looks like I'll be solo'ing the boys. #
  • Looked at the schedule and decided we’ll go to see “Objects in Motion” at noon. #surreybc #
  • Does the Surrey Children’s Festival have a twitter presence? Hashtag? Best I could find was the #surreybc tag #
  • Ooh, Civ 5 is free to play on Steam this weekend, massively discounted if you want to keep playing! #timesuck #
  • This is waaaay sappy, way awesome: Live lip-dub wedding proposal http://t.co/sKyknOPA (via @boingboing) #
  • Are the @gogeocaching maps broken? Not showing any caches either on the google or OSM map :( #
  • Stories in Wheels #bikeyvr #surreybc #scf @ Bear Creek Park http://t.co/q5zcSfX1 #
  • At the Children's Festival #surreybc @ Bear Creek Park http://t.co/RKjeY6nE #
  • Laura from @carouseltheatre is here tirelessly telling stories with kids #surreybc @ Bear Creek Park http://t.co/mau6aRvU #
  • She's Aidan and Quinlan's theatre teacher. Of course Q has done 1, A is on his 2nd improv. #WereNeverLeaving #
  • Mini-donut snack time at the Children's Festival @ Bear Creek Park http://t.co/uLNX1GOX #
  • .@_Cuddlefish_ So, to review, tribute to politicians are fine, tributes to health workers are not. Huh. @GoGeocaching #
  • Oh hai 3:33 am. You suck. #
  • Teamwork! #otctu http://t.co/TFRtMNFm #
  • .@ianamartin brought a marmot cake to #otctu Of course. cc: @Lazin_Ryder http://t.co/Ma9knHKJ #
  • Thanks to @604Heather for hosting the #otctu BBQ today! We all had a great time. #
  • .@_cuddlefish_ I guess that means that @gogeocaching supports the particular political agenda pushed by that "informational" BCNDP cache #
  • #geocaching So, @gogeocaching says that this: http://t.co/TXGJMGkZ is *not* a cache with a political agenda. Um, what? #