• The "Plot Machine" on the Script Frenzy page is hilarious. http://bit.ly/cJqGvO #
  • "In a world where no dreams are sweet, a pride of vegetarian lions receives dating advice from the afterlife" #PlotMachine #
  • Motivated by @alexishinde's #FitByForty + the elevator being down at work, I hereby resolve to take the stairs for at least the next month. #
  • Wet. Saturation coefficient from ride home was probably ~0.8 #
  • I wonder if the VSB recognizes the sad irony of giving kids a 2 week spring break the year AFTER a world-class sports event graces our city. #
  • Congrats to @hootsuite for listening! As of today, ow.ly links have no "social bar"! (Although now must avoid ht.ly links which will) #
  • After hearing Mumford & Sons a LOT on @thepeak, I finally checked out their album "Sigh No More". ZOMG, this is going into heavy rotation. #
  • The ruling of the Canadian House Speaker on whether the gov't is in contempt of Parliament is fascinating. #
  • However, Twitter reports of the ruling is leading the CBC "live" feed by a few minutes. Bizarre. #
  • RT @FarAndWide: On a side note, disgraceful that the PM of CANADA didn't both to attend this important ruling #notaleader #cdnpoli #
  • Sigh. Milliken rules "Can't we all just get along?" And gives the two sides 2 weeks to work things out. #cdnpoli #
  • RT @rhh: Speaker: you have 2 weeks to avoid an election. #cdnpoli #
  • RT @paulrickett: After 10pm I'd bet that many drivers on road here are over 0.08, let alone 0.05 [note to self: no wandering Bowen after 10] #
  • Don't know what's going on tonight, but Q has woken at 11 and 12 and alpha cat has kept us awake from 12 to 1. Sleep gods, we're sorry! #
  • RT @Velopalooza: #tweetup for Velopalooza. Tweet and retweet for the biggest twike ride in Vancouver! http://alturl.com/p6e8 #
  • Watching @pennjillette and Teller Get Killed. Obviously I'm in the right mood — I'm greatly amused. #
  • Watching @pennjillette and @MrTeller Get Killed. Obviously I'm in the right mood — I'm greatly amused. #
  • Penn's hair is hilarious. #
  • Q's 1st breakfast this morning: most of a can of mandarins, full piece of toast, full package of instant oatmeal, apple juice. #HesNotEven2 #
  • How the #LPC can view the latest poll numbers as anything other than an abject failure in leadership is beyond me #cdnpoli #
  • The #CPC continues to show distain for Canadians, Canadian values, and Parliament. And the #LPC continues to sink in the polls. #cdnpoli #
  • RT @InklessPW: This is how seriously Liberals take their legacy: Ignatieff is the third leader in a row who makes his predecessor look good. #
  • That damn HootSuite bar again. Someone wrapped a ht.ly link inside a bit.ly link. #BreakingTheSocialMediaContract #
  • RT @HeadHardHat: A MUST READ!!! HHH's Lunchtime GotD. What to do when confronted by management. http://bit.ly/bX7cEv #geocaching #
  • Oooh, geocaching.com is down for maintenance. I wonder if this is our 1000 caches-in-a-PQ upgrade? @GoGeocaching #
  • RT @rhh: Huge fire on top of a condo building in toronto on queens Quay! http://yfrog.com/fvbl9j (via @tomcochrane) #
  • Indeed, geocaching.com Pocket Queries now can give you up to 1000 caches! http://bit.ly/9BhPdH W00t! #
  • "Radio that can be quite helpful if it's put to the right ewes" Who else but Barbara Budd can deliver that line? #AIH #ByeByeBarbaraBudd #
  • RT @CityofVancouver: #cycling #vancouver online survey for Dunsmuir St bike lanes. Survey closes Apr 30 http://ow.ly/1ErSM #
  • Huge confusion over HST. Watch your bills over the next few days. HST doesn't get charged until July 1st in most cases http://bit.ly/b7oCbI #
  • Tomorrow is the 10-Years-of-Geocaching celebration in Queens Park in New West 1-3pm. Coming? http://bit.ly/a97LR7 #
  • RT @CBCStephenQuinn YYC Herald reports Radio 3's Richard "Sunshine Dick" Johnson quits on air. Sunshine Dick: fictional http://bit.ly/9onTkr #
  • ZOMG. There's ANOTHER ht.ly link that's been wrapped by a bit.ly link. If you know that the G-D bar irritates us + try to hide it? #EPICFAIL #
  • I'm adding ht.ly to my hosts file as 127.0.0.1. I'm so frickin' tired by the shenanigans. #FramesMustDie #
  • Kevin Newman's leaving Global National. Should we be asking @CBCVancouver if they're making any MORE additions to their line up? #
  • Good meeting tonight plotting the education of more geocaching neophytes with @TESKELLY @Teddy2kk and the yet-to-embrace-twitter #Cuddlefish #
  • RT @jonathancoulton: First of May, first of May, free live version of that song is available today. http://bit.ly/bYJ8gK #NSFAnyone #
  • Ah, first of May. I can think of nothing other than @jonathancoulton very NSFW song. Not for the easily offended. But FUNNY. #
  • Beer. #
  • Somebody at @tjrossignol's party tonight predicted a 6-0 rout of the 'Hawks. Everyone laughed. We're at 5-0 with 3 mins left in the 2nd. #
  • 10 Years of #Geocaching event in New West today http://twitpic.com/1k574g #
  • Dalek cake made by @tjrossingol's mother-in-law! http://flic.kr/p/7XMa5H #
  • .@seanmhair I know, right? The time and effort that went into it was incredible and the results ASTONISHING #dalekcake http://bit.ly/csvO1c #
  • Karin demonstrates the correct way to slay a Dalek #dalekcake http://flic.kr/p/7XM7Pv #
  • RT @tjrossignol: Thanks to @AnthonyFloyd for posting the great shots of the #dalekcake #doctorwho http://bit.ly/csvO1c #
  • Managed to find parking reasonably quickly but arrived at @carouseltheatre to find the door locked! #
  • RT @karlwoll: Yeeehaaa! Strike it off the bucket list, Marathon complete! Surprised myself with a decent time of 4:18. [Awesome, congrats!] #
  • One last time for the afternoon crowd. The most amazing cake you'll see today: http://bit.ly/csvO1c #dalekcake #
  • The 60 Minutes interview with Conan O'Brien wasn't nearly as interesting as I thought it might be. #