• Oh look. The Canucks are protecting a 1-goal lead. Argh. This never ends well. #
  • 1-up, 4-back. For 30 minutes. Wow, Vancouver sure knows how to suck the life out of a hockey game, huh? #
  • So little offense tonight that the Canucks can't even score on the empty net. Argh. #TrappedByTheTrap #
  • Good job #Canucks but, ugh, what a painful way to advance. #
  • Actually looking forward to Skype on Xbox/Kinect. Hopefully it won't be limited to Gold members http://mjr.mn/kn6Rf9 #
  • Listening to yet another NIMBYist complaining in Vancouver. Unhappy about densification on the Cambie Corridor. Seriously!? #
  • Unhappy about densification along the Canada Line? What did they think would happen when the subway went in? More single family housing? #
  • One of my internet doppelgangers who can't remember his own email addx signed me up for big-rig driving school. An interesting career shift. #
  • Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? #impsd #
  • RT @{protected}: Makes me happy in grammar Nazi way. RT @colene 35 best obnoxious responses to misspellings on Facebook: http://ow.ly/4RHjE #
  • "…more people in Kits that have dogs than have kids after all, and no one restricts where ur allowed to go" http://bit.ly/mgCJGz #
  • Dear self-righteous dog owners: Your dog is just a dog. My kid has rights that trumps your mutt's any time, any where. Get over it. #
  • 6 yr old in tears after accidentally setting screen lock on the iPod. "I didn't know what the lock was going to do". And he forgot the code. #
  • Fortunately @LeftCoastMama figured it out: "0-0-0-0". Giggles. #
  • Also? Seems that I lost two self-righteous dog owner followers tonight. Seriously? Upset that your precious little mutt isn't a person? Gawd #
  • Well, as fun as this is, Twitter & Tweetdeck are driving me nuts tonight. I'll have to piss off more followers later. #LOS #
  • Listening to Red Wings fans sing about "South Detroit" — which is Windsor, ON — is supremely funny. #
  • Do you live in Vancouver's Point Grey? Today is the day to vote in the provincial by-election! #
  • Has anyone had to do the long-form census? Everyone I know has had the short, despite 1 in 3 supposedly getting the long form!? #
  • OK, at least 5 people piped up this morning about having received the long-form census. Apparently it *does* exist! #
  • Twitter, you can get so messed up sometimes. #
  • Huh. One of my unfollows last night was @LeftCoastMama. Erm, uh… that's awkward. #
  • .@CBCStephenQuinn is getting sloshed on the radio again. Very strong recommendation for the Hopworks Secession Black India Pale Ale #otc #
  • My mistake, it was the "Secession, a Cascadian Dark Ale" by Hopworks http://bit.ly/kZX85s #
  • The Earthquakes? Seriously? We let a soccer team called the "Earthquakes" come play in Vancouver!? Does "The Big One" play for them? #
  • Amazingly, it's currently a 6-way tie in Vancouver-Point Grey #vpgelxn #
  • Crazy witchlight in Vancouver right now #
  • I don't understand how the #vpg11 results reported on Twitter are so far ahead of those reported on the Elections BC site. WTH? #
  • Also? Said Twitter results are conflicting. Where are the numbers coming from? #vpg11 #
  • The battle of conflicting election results is approaching farcical. Easy to tell who are the #BCL supporters and who support #BCNDP #wpg11 #
  • Sigh. Anyone have a bottle of magic smoke? PSU replacement didn't go so well. #
  • Doesn't look like there'll be a winner called tonight in #vpg11 byelection. Willing to bet there'll be a recount. #
  • Twitter reporting Clark wins #wpg11 Results are so inconsistent, I'll wait for Elections BC. And absentee ballots. And recount. #
  • Don't know why anyone believes anything the Cons say. Now they're no longer going to balance the budget in 14-15 http://bit.ly/mN0Dkg #
  • The commitment to balancing the budget in '14-'15 was, of course, a cornerstone of their election platform. :headdesk: #
  • Tying moving violations to insurance premiums sounds like a great way to improve road behaviour. I don't get the uproar. #icbc #
  • Getting a ticket is clearly not a sufficient motivation for some people. Paying more on your insurance sounds like it would be. #icbc #
  • The heck? These just outside a construction site. http://instagr.am/p/ELAo8/ #
  • Having voted off all the talent, I guess there's no reason to watch Idol anymore. #MusicTalentFail #
  • Paraskevidekatriaphiles unite! #FridayThe13th #
  • Everyone going to #NV11 today: Construction at the new pharmacy building right across from the LSC makes driving/parking tricky in the area #
  • Wow. The @gogeocaching site sure is broken with Chrome, isn't it? #geocaching #
  • Dropped @LeftCoastMama off at #nv11 and now to the serious business of #geocaching with the boys! #
  • Low tide at Iona Spit http://campl.us/75N #
  • Driftwood art @ Iona Beach http://instagr.am/p/EMe2K/ #
  • Summer road trip booked through to Vegas. After that, still a bit unknown. A common problem I bet. #floydsgobad #
  • Happy Birthday @hollyburn! Quite a nice May day for a birthday! #
  • Oh noes! The Windjammer Restaurant has closed its doors! cc @LeftCoastMama #
  • Weird science http://instagr.am/p/ENYFU/ #
  • Sadly the @GoGeocaching updates didn't fix all the Chrome-related bugs. #geocaching #
  • Getting the goods from @LeftCoastMama about #NV11 One of these days the two of us will show up at the same SM event. #
  • Dino Dan, Dinosaur Train, Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs … whomever does PR for dinosaurs sure knows their stuff. #
  • Made reservations for last bit of #FloydsGoBad road trip. Just need someplace to park the RV for a night in Portland, OR. #
  • A nice afternoon and dinner spent with @Scouter_Mike. Great to catch up on the happenings of family. #
  • Her: "Play the bass." Me: "I was going to sing…" Her: "*Please* play the bass" #RockBand #NotQuiteToneDeaf #
  • Online relationships might be as real as "in real life" relationships, but there are many people I know only by their Twitter handles #weird #
  • And #Vancouver RT @SudsyMaggie: So much rain… #Seattle #
  • Starting to prep PQ's for summer road trip. Looks like we should be able to get #geocache number 1000 at the "Original Stash Plaque"! #
  • Balmy, if rather foggy, ride to work today. I *like* deserted streets. Now for some SCIENCE! Or, some engineering at least. #
  • Grey @ Spanish Banks http://instagr.am/p/ES_VQ/ #
  • Oh, that was pretty #Hank #canucks #nowayjose #
  • .@LeftCoastMama I used to wonder how children survive childhood. I now wonder how parents survive childhood. #
  • Mapping out the segments to our road trip. Oddly enough, for the same route Google Maps estimates 20% more time than my Garmin Nuvi. #